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Epitaph: I Will Test You When I Get There

Early Programmers.

"I'll never forget you."

How to create a password you can remember...

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

"I'm new here. Do you have a computer with an old operating system?"

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

Archaeologist Discovers Cave Art Web Address.

"Apparently there's been a computer error - you're not actually dead yet."

"When I was your age, I went OUT to play."

'Pardon me, sir, but your cell phone is really, really dated.'

"Before I commit. . . what's the wi-fi like?"

"I remember a time before the internet... when we had to pay for our disinformation."

The Cursor Tree.

Gravesite has QR code on tombstone

Gravestones.

Early Social Networking Sites.

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

'I miss the good ole days when I just talked to myself.'

www.tedbdead.com

The Grave

'Nice to have the rank and file picket with us.'