Tech-savvy Grave Enthusiast Pillows

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Pet Cemetery.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

Touch screen for bio.

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

Franz Liszt composer

'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

"He spent his entire life trying to discover a way to stop aging. How ironic that he would only realize his dream now."

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

Undertakers Pole

Here Lies Edward Lamb - Husband, Father & Estate Agent.

"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."

Gravestones.

'I lived a prosperous, but frugal life.'

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'But I miss all the funerals we used to go to.'

The Grave

'It was so sudden. No one's had a chance to tell him.'

Epitaph: I Will Test You When I Get There

"Wrong line, buddy."

'Nice to have the rank and file picket with us.'