Tech-savvy Grave Enthusiast Mugs

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

Undertakers Pole

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."

Gravestones.

'I lived a prosperous, but frugal life.'

'But I miss all the funerals we used to go to.'

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'It was so sudden. No one's had a chance to tell him.'

"Wrong line, buddy."

'Nice to have the rank and file picket with us.'

"He's contemporary dancing on his father's grave!"