Graveyard Enthusiasts Mugs

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

'Nice to have the rank and file picket with us.'

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Life after death

Ventriloquist Grave

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Pranking Zombies

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Alexander Pope

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

"Back in 15 min."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

'I've never felt so alive...'

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

Just unburied.

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

Man digging real grave for Halloween.