Grave Marker Geek Pillows

Pet Cemetery.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Life after death

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

The last word.

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Pranking Zombies

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Pet Cemetery.

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Roger Hoyt: To See If His Life Was Worthwhile Google Him.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

"Back in 15 min."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

'I've never felt so alive...'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989