Vintage Graveyard Researcher Pillows

Things you'll DEFINITELY have by your late twenties

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Ventriloquist Grave

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Pranking Zombies

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Back in 15 min."

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

Just unburied.

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"