Vintage Graveyard Researcher Prints

Things you'll DEFINITELY have by your late twenties

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Pranking Zombies

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Back in 15 min."

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

"No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."