Graveyard Enthusiast Prints

Gravestones.

'I'm worried, Patrick, that life might be passing you by.'

"He spent his entire life trying to discover a way to stop aging. How ironic that he would only realize his dream now."

My Other Gravestone's Marble

The Grave

"He's contemporary dancing on his father's grave!"

Franz Liszt composer

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Life after death

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Pranking Zombies

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Back in 15 min."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

'I've never felt so alive...'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."