Digital Immortality Enthusiast Pillows

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I'll never forget you."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

His Master's Data.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

"Dear, I've bounced back from cancer, two heart attacks and a stroke. You know what kills me?" "Obviously nothing."

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

Coffee then and coffee now.

"OK Zoomer!"

"Apparently there's been a computer error - you're not actually dead yet."

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

Laptop fetching dog.