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Heavenly tombstone: Rev.AlexHines1@heaven.com

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"From this you make a living?"

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

The Suite Hereafter

Going Down?

The Final Selfie

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."