Digital Immortality Enthusiast Mugs

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Graduates on their phones

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I'll never forget you."

Statue of liberty selfie

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

His Master's Data.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Yes, I'm sure I existed. 404 not found.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

Coffee then and coffee now.

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

"Dear, I've bounced back from cancer, two heart attacks and a stroke. You know what kills me?" "Obviously nothing."

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

Touch screen for bio.

"Apparently there's been a computer error - you're not actually dead yet."

"OK Zoomer!"

Laptop fetching dog.