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Michael Jackson

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

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"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"I still maintain an online presence."

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Too Many Genocides

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"He's still in therapy."

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

The spirit's flight

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'She was a party girl!'

"They misspelled your avatar."

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

At the pearly gates

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."