Minimalist Memorial Maker Pillows

"It was what he wanted... only cheaper"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Pet Cemetery.

'I did it all from memory.'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Too Many Genocides

'A lower salary will allow you to simplify your lifestyle.'

"It may only be two sentences long but I've finally done it. Written the great male romance novel."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

What if animals made roadside memorials?

The statue of Lactity.

Model Stealth Bomber.

Daniel Chester French

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

O'Leary's Monuments

The mortician's lunch-box.

Paperless Office

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

Basic greeting cards.

"Walter Farkas 1941 - 2017"

"He loved football very much."

"Aare you sure this is what he meant by a quiet funeral?"

"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"

For your tomorrow, we gave our today.

+6 Million Covid Deaths

Coronavirus: Support for the economy?

The Funniest Cartoon in the World (Detail).

'No, I'm not impressed by your massive CD collection, they're all internet service provider freebies'

'Ed, I think you need to cut back on the rear view mirror ornaments.'

Gravesite has QR code on tombstone