Quirky Memorializer Pillows

'I had Geoffrey's carbon made into a diamond.' 'Lovely! I had Stanley's bones made into soap.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

I know they told me not to bark

Too Many Genocides

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

O'Leary's Monuments

'Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your sudden promotion.'

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

Spring Rituals

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."

"She was a good turtle."

The Hokey Cokey Dance Club with desk boxes - 'In', 'Out', 'Shake it all about'.

"Oh, the picture tote just helps me keep them organized."

+6 Million Covid Deaths

"Until you start included the dress code in the emails, this is going to keep happening."

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

"He loved Vegas."

A nurse uses syringes on notice board.

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.

"Now, why didn't we think of that?"

'Just a minute. I need my stethoscope. It's here in the fridge.'

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

Engineering and Engine Earring

"Better make him an offer he can't refuse."

Woman in office of Ace Escalator Co. has boxes marked 'Up and 'Down'