Quirky Memorial Lover Pillows

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.

"I love you, you big fool."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

I know they told me not to bark

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

National Mom Monument.

'Hello, Trompe L'Oeils-R-Us, Croydon office...'

O'Leary's Monuments

"They couldn't rent out the upper levels, so they're going to dismantle all but the ground floor."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

The British Society of Campanology...

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

Steve Irwin.

A woodpecker taps its way through the Statue of Liberty's arm.

A rare Picasso family photo.

"She was a good turtle."

'No...no money... but he did leave you his Forever Stamps.'

"He loved Vegas."

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

Doctor

Victims of Communism Memorial

"Your grandfather was a very brave man indeed."

Fish Memorial

'I had Geoffrey's carbon made into a diamond.' 'Lovely! I had Stanley's bones made into soap.'

Presidential monument

No-one had the heart to tell Lily it was just a mushroom.