Quirky Memorial Lover Pillows

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.

"I love you, you big fool."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

O'Leary's Monuments

'Hello, Trompe L'Oeils-R-Us, Croydon office...'

The British Society of Campanology...

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

Steve Irwin.

A woodpecker taps its way through the Statue of Liberty's arm.

A rare Picasso family photo.

"She was a good turtle."

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

"He loved Vegas."

'No...no money... but he did leave you his Forever Stamps.'

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

Doctor

Fish Memorial

'I had Geoffrey's carbon made into a diamond.' 'Lovely! I had Stanley's bones made into soap.'

Presidential monument

"Your grandfather was a very brave man indeed."

No-one had the heart to tell Lily it was just a mushroom.

Koko the Clown.