Quirky Memorial Collectors Pillows

Personalized Bronze Crematory Urns

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"Psychiatric convention"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Too dressy?'

Crystal Ball Plug

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'You caught it! You clean it!'

Vampire afternoon tea.

'Stampede!!'

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.