Memorial Lover Pillows

Steve Irwin.

"Your grandfather was a very brave man indeed."

Michael Jackson

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Veterans Day '20

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

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'He never listened to his mother!'

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

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