Memory Lover Pillows

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

A boy with a camera

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Amnesiacs Convention.

Jared Kushner book Breaking History published.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Useless-memory lane