Memory Jokes Lover Pillows

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

'I assume that's a rhetorical question.'

Keister Island

Why Elephants Never Forget.

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"Carl has decided that, with the economy being the way it is, he's going to be a stay at home son."

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"I drink to forget."

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

'Of course I love you for yourself, silly, I couldn't care less about the thirty five million, six hundred and ten thousand, two hundred and four pounds and sixty eight pence in your bank account.'

"I gotta stop, Ralph. . . one of my balls fell off!"

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

Lawyers - Witness asked to recall in detail his actions of a year ago

Clancy: Advice for a Bad Memory

'For a fur coat you have to kill a mammal, dummy!'

'What do you mean, you forgot our anniversary?'

Unlike other urologists, I buy my patients dinner before an exam.

"We Never Say NO!"

"You folks ready, or do you need more time?"

'Now why did I come in here?'

'I see Ron's still got a terrible memory for names!'

"He didn't have the HEART to tell you."

'This isn't working, No one remembers where they hid their eggs,'

"Now I remember what I forgot to wear."

'I drink to forget.'