Memory Joker Pillows

'I drink to forget.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Senior PGA Moment.

Geeks and their dogs.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Wall of Office Memories

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'