Memory Jugglers Pillows

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Senior PGA Moment.

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Information Tightrope.

New Ideas in Business.

You have reached the end of your brain...

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

The Emeril Isle

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

"My memory's not too good these days."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

Quality Time

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"