Memory Jugglers Pillows

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I don't know who you are!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Senior PGA Moment.

Information Tightrope.

New Ideas in Business.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

You have reached the end of your brain...

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

The Emeril Isle

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"My memory's not too good these days."

'Did I put the recycling out?'

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

Quality Time

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"