Memory Warrior Pillows

'It tastes good and is guaranteed to improve memory, but I can't remember to take it.'

'He joined to forget,'

Getting older is...Going into a room and forgetting what you have done in there for.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Where was I?

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Wall of Office Memories

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

Hi again

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Remember when?... When was that?

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Half-full. Those were the days."