Memory Wizard Pillows

"Mr. Total Recall"

Never forgets/Sometimes forgets/always forgets.

Where was I?

'I see Ron's still got a terrible memory for names!'

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

All the apps hidden within a phone

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"I cross the road to forget."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'