Memory Whiz Pillows

Late Santa Claus

Oh, no, here he comes again, and I can't remember his name

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Multi-tasking.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"How was work?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Where was I?

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Genius Envy

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"