Data Whiz Pillows

'What would you prefer to see first, Minister, the actual figures, or the gloss we've put on the figures?'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'We let viewers skip our ads in 15 seconds because by that time we've already collected all the browsing data we need!'

"Don't worry, it's good when his eyeballs spin around like that. He's buffering your information."

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Big Bang Theory.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Group Think Time

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Gadget geek.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Maths is fun!'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Math Teacher

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'