Digital Whiz Pillows

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

"Problem?"

Look at all these electronic bill payments! There's dozens of them! Bank's computers can process thousands of transactions like those every second. Money is instantly moved from one account to another! Today the phrase "money moves quickly" has more than one meaning! Yeah, money goes quickly but not as far as it used to. It's harder to make ends meet now. With money these days it seems like I'm sacrificing distance for speed!

And this badge is for texting, and this badge is for downloading music, and this badge is for my facebook page, and …

Gadget geek.

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

Stinking Pop-ups!

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Nerd tryouts.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'My dog ate my computer.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Technologies and distance classes

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

Otto the SmartyCar!