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'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

"Problem?"

Gadget geek.

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Nerd tryouts.

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'My dog ate my computer.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

Technologies and distance classes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'