Study Whiz Pillows

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Big Bang Theory.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Gracie's baby toys.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"He's my school project for science class."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'