Biology Whiz Pillows

'Well, technically, I don't have a mum or a dad: We're hermaphrodites you see...'

Big Bang Theory.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'My dog ate my computer.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!