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'Well, technically, I don't have a mum or a dad: We're hermaphrodites you see...'

Big Bang Theory.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'My dog ate my computer.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"