Genetic Whiz T-Shirts

'Don't tell me she's not transgenic.'

Big Bang Theory.

"Google car."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Nerd tryouts.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Technologies and distance classes