Genetic Whiz T-Shirts

'Don't tell me she's not transgenic.'

Big Bang Theory.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Gracie's baby toys.

Nerd tryouts.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'My dog ate my computer.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"He's my school project for science class."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Technologies and distance classes