Genetics Wizard T-Shirts

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Man doing a search on a computer

If Disney was a software company

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Why do you need so many computers?

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.