Chemical Wizard T-Shirts

Chemical Company - Organic Division/Inorganic Division

Hazardous Substances: Ignitable, Corrosive, Reactive, Toxic, Really Smelly, Yucchy.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

Scientists are sexy

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Sexual chemistry set

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"That new drug causes flatulence."