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Chemistry

"Home depot."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

George Martin

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

I love Science.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.