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Chemistry

"Home depot."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."