Science Wizard T-Shirts

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Dog helping scientist.

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

"You're onto something very big. Don't let the company get its hands on it."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

Big Bang Theory.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"