Science Wizard T-Shirts

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Dog helping scientist.

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

"You're onto something very big. Don't let the company get its hands on it."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

Big Bang Theory.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Gracie's baby toys.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

Man doing a search on a computer

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."