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Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Big Bang Theory.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

"So who is this First pet?"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Lucky Guess."

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"