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Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Big Bang Theory.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"He's my school project for science class."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"So who is this First pet?"

"Name your sources."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Lucky Guess."