Science Wizards T-Shirts

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

"That ends what experiment?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Big Bang Theory.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"So who is this First pet?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

Computer operator welding machine.

"Lucky Guess."

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Life on Earth - maths advice.