Science Wizards Prints

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

Lab. The sugar molecule is perfectly symmetrical. It's ambi-dextrose.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"That ends what experiment?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Big Bang Theory.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"So who is this First pet?"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."