Engineering Wizard T-Shirts

'Now that's some treehouse!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Why do you need so many computers?

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Man feeding his computer money.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'