Mechanical Wizard T-Shirts

"How would you like to pay? Cash, VISA or endowment mortgage?"

"With three teenagers, you might want to join our frequent users program."

This is the third time I had to replace the clutch!

"We only got six days of funding."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Lovely dovetail."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Why do you need so many computers?

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Waiting for retirement.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Man feeding his computer money.