Mechanical Wizard Prints

"How would you like to pay? Cash, VISA or endowment mortgage?"

"With three teenagers, you might want to join our frequent users program."

This is the third time I had to replace the clutch!

"We only got six days of funding."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Lovely dovetail."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Why do you need so many computers?

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Waiting for retirement.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Man feeding his computer money.