Welding Wizards Prints

"No, Joan of Arc did not invent welding."

"We only got six days of funding."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Lovely dovetail."

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

"So who is this First pet?"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'Keep fit.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language