Welding Wizards Pillows

"No, Joan of Arc did not invent welding."

"We only got six days of funding."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Lovely dovetail."

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

"So who is this First pet?"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Most projects require three hands."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Dad's Workbench

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'Keep fit.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Woodwork

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'