Woodworking Wizard Prints

Man must make unfinished furniture from tree limb.

'That's an impressive display with circular saw but need to see evidence of your accountancy skills.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"My Graham is so creative, you wouldn't believe he makes all our furniture."

'That was some varnish remover!'

Pirate Leg

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You constructed a beautiful work table. You're a talented woodworking legend in your own life.'

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

"Well, it's not really called the Thumb Carving Merit Badge, but we'll accept that!"

Carpenter's Workshop.

'I'm afraid you have dry rot.'

"Spit that out!!"

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

'I made it in shop class.'

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Selfmade Man.

Roddy McDowall

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Tool Box

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Do it yourself books.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)