Wood Carving Wizard Prints

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Like father like son.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"It was a botched surgery."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Most projects require three hands."

Whittlers Mother

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Pinochio's Computer

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Reality home-improvement show.

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

Carpenter

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

'That was some varnish remover!'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Roddy McDowall

Be careful around Sven. He lets the chops fall where they may!

"Honey, I think these carpenter ants in the kitchen are Amish!"

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.