Technical Wizard Prints

'If machine fails to operate...'

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

If Disney was a software company

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Why do you need so many computers?

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Man feeding his computer money.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"