Engineering Wizard Prints

'Now that's some treehouse!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

If Disney was a software company

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Man doing a search on a computer

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Why do you need so many computers?

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Man feeding his computer money.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.