Genetic Engineering Wizard Prints

'Oh no! Our genetic engineering experiments have created a monster. Homo sapiens.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I've been genetically modified!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Jerk Gene

GM Crops Genie.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".