'Oh no! Our genetic engineering experiments have created a monster. Homo sapiens.'
Genetic Engineering Wizard Gifts
Looking for a gift for the creative genetic engineering wizard? Our collection combines humor and intelligence, perfect for scientists who love to experiment and push boundaries. Find witty mugs, clever t-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking art prints that celebrate their love for gene editing and genetic mysteries.
'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'
Gifts for a cloned baby!
Robotic Man
"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
A day at the transgenic races
Patent Attorney (invisible man)
'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'
"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."
'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'
i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery
'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'
School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!
"I've been genetically modified!"
Newton's Cradle Solar System
"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
Gene Therapy
'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'
"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...
"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"
Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.
'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'
Genetic Fingerprinting.
"If anything else, it beats bending over!"
'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'
'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'
'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'
Jerk Gene
GM Crops Genie.
Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.
Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.
Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.
"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"
You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".
Genetic Engineering Wizard Gifts Collection
Genetic Engineering Wizard Mugs
Explore our humorous mugs that celebrate genetic engineering wizards. They’re perfect for brightening up any scientist’s day with wit and charm.
Genetic Engineering Wizard Pillows
Find cozy pillows perfect for genetic engineering wizards. Add a scientific touch to their home or office with our witty and comfortable designs.
Genetic Engineering Wizard Prints
Check out our inspiring science prints for genetic engineering lovers. They make a bold statement in any workspace or lab, combining wit with inspiration.
Genetic Engineering Wizard T-Shirts
Discover fun and clever t-shirts for genetic engineering enthusiasts. They make a perfect gift for the creative scientist who loves to showcase their passion.