Genetic Engineer At Heart Gifts

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"I've been genetically modified!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Jerk Gene

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

GM Crops Genie.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"